asvprock:

Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma

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howidiotic:

friend: fall out boy has stupidly long song titles

me:

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  • ap student: hey im going to my ap class
  • ap student: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
  • ap student: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
  • ap student: AP
  • ap student: listen to me
  • ap student: look at me
  • ap student: you can't spell happy without ap
  • ap student: AP
  • ap student: IM SMART
  • ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
  • ap student: ap

cocainedollarbillsandmyhlp:

susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

I FUCKING HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS

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sedimentary-hurricanes:

untouchmyhair:

aimingtobepurified:

They will find time to spend with you, even if it’s 5 minutes out of the day. “Busy” or not.

YES

NO

It’s just not true.

If the trust is reciprocal, than you don’t need to talk every day. Sometimes people are…

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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relatetable:

asvprock:

*When you have friends over and your mom brings home take out*

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trappedinsuburbanhell:

your-lies-ruin-lives:

accioculus:

the pro-life movement can be summed up by the fact that one of my friends who’s pregnant was taking the bus home from downtown when all the people from the March for Life were also leaving and she asked a young girl sitting in the priority seating if she could sit down because she’s pregnant and the girl replied, “well I’m really tired, i was at the march all day.”

Awkward.

Are you fucking joking

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camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

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