promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via sea-blue-light)

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

(via lookingformiranda)

marinashutup:

it’s weird to think that everyone views you differently like one person might think you put the stars in the sky and another person could think you crawled out of the pits of hell and are here to drag them down with you

(via lookingformiranda)

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

freakyfeatures:

hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”

(via c0mplexes)

demisnowflake:

punwitch:

Cis people are so gullible. A doctor basically gave a quick glance at your junk before you were even old enough to communicate and you think that’s the best gauge of your gender? Sad.

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(via gracehelsmall)

nialllhoran:

"i’d date a fan" horton hears a bitch ass liar

(via hullaballoons)