humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek, via fightingtheseas)

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

(Source: thesnowinthedarkness, via bylsmagic)

gothlolita:

if you honestly believe tumblr has taught you more than school in any way and that tumblr is more valuable than education please sit down. heres a glass of water. prepare yourself. youre wrong. yeah. ill give you a minute

(Source: amaloli, via trillpopping)

colossaltitan:

i’ll marry you without a second thought if you’re willing to kill all the bugs for me

(via sanctuary123)

joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

(Source: legenclofzelcla, via evenbrokenwingscanfly)

twodoorcinemaclubsoda:

Why do men think women are angry just on their period?

I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me

(via trillpopping)

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

(via trillpopping)